5 Books

1. Take five books off your bookshelf.

2. Book #1 -- first sentence
Kids from the suburbs don't really join the military.

3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
Most of the way it was bumper to bumper with tourists, their car roofs stacked high with bicyles, boats and boogie boards.

4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
Constantly berated at work because of your chronic filthy toes? wtf

5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred ten
Years ago, I'm sure, long before I got to Harvard

6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
No buts about it.

7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph:

Kids from the suburbs don't really join the military. Most of the way it was bumper to bumper with tourists, their car roofs stacked high with bicyles, boats and boogie boards. Constantly berated at work because of your chronic filthy toes? Years ago, I'm sure, long before I got to Harvard. No buts about it.